ferrousferrule:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

squareallworthy:

skluug:

when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old

Conrad Heyer, photographed in 1852 at the age of 103. He was born in 1749 and is thought to be the earliest-born person ever photographed.

i am experiencing Emotions about locking photographic gaze with a man who was born in the middle of the 18th century

this dude was an adult already during the american revolutionary war (ish)? he was getting real time news of the unfolding of France’s emperors? what

whaaat

he is looking at me

This man was born before the invention of:

The sextant (1757), which allowed precise calculation of your position in the ocean

Lightning rods (1752)

The first English dictionary (1755)

Carbonated water (1767)

Sewing machines (1790)

The cotton gin (1794)

Flush toilets (1775)

And he’s looking at you

thumping-whumper:

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

socialistexan:

socialistexan:

socialistexan:

Watching the way some men are having a Very Normal Reaction to the term “pavement princess” is hilarious to me. I saw one guy make a tiktok where he showed his truck said “see, I put OFROADER stickers in three places and I went in this gravel road! It’s not a pavement princess!”

Pavement Princess is the name for a jacked up super truck, you know the ones, that really mostly only exist in suburban areas with custom paint jobs and the brightest LEDs you can buy on the market and pickup beds smaller than a Honda Acty. They’re gas guzzling, road destroying, pedestrian killing, ego-boosting machines.

And yes, the Cybertruck is absolutely a Pavement Princess.

Like, damn, maybe we finally do have a slur for cishet white men.

itsthevoid:

justheretoread-ao3:

faeriekit:

“This fic was ai generated—” Cool, so lemme block you real quick

i immediately thought of this

after-the-raven:

when-november-ends:

aroacepagans:

aroacepagans:

Pagan holiday’s are fun cus no one can figure out if they should preface their holiday greatings with “happy” “merry” or “blessed”

@greed-the-dorkalicious you’re right and you should say it

So true omg

BITCHIN’ YULE Y'ALL

supreme-leader-stoat:

whalesharkpasta:

I just saw a man sitting on the foot path with 4 perfect even spaced pigeons all sitting in the same pose like they were together like this

sometiktoksarevalid:

citizenshipandsocialjustice: